Dear all,

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Queen of a world called Elysium

I am not only the Queen, but also the best female marksman of Zezenia. Beside that I am also the biggest noob ever existed. I am proud of it. I will never deny that fact. I also have some proof for that.
See here my latest act.

This warrior found my dead body in the fire. His rescue came too late. He pushed my cold body away and saw I was already dead. He was thinking: "Waaa what happened the Noble Zezenian Queen died of a Lizard Warrior"? So here is what happened… As my dear friend (you know who you are fishy <3) says: cause of death: "mental lagg", I got trapped at the (dead) trees with 10 Lizard Warriors right where this brave warrior is standing. I am weak and not brave.
These acts are all lessons. But when I fall down, I get back on my feet again and move on!

Second proof, same weekend. I was buying fly for bait. Instead of buying 1300 flies, I bought 1300 fishing backpacks. Just hilarious!


So yes.... I am a big joke but a funny one. I dare you all to challenge me to be a bigger noob. I also like to help out other people when I have time. I am proud of who I am. I can look at myself in the mirror and I don't see toxic, a cheat or a thief. Just an honest helpfull noob.

Now I pulled up to my house
And I yelled to you haters 'Yo, homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Queen of Elysium.

Short version: Love you all! Don't hate, just have fun. If you have a problem with me or question come straight to me!



Special thanks to my fresh Prince of Bel Air!

Hello, send me your photos, i looking for a woman.

Like all Queens, there is already a King at my side

Keep looking hope you find your own Queen some day.

For my photo: ask Google for Fiona.

This is possibly the greatest post in in Zezenia Forum history. I loved every second of it.

My favorite was the 1300 fishing bags. AWESOME.

Great post.

ALL HAIL QUEEN MEMA DENKAZ!!!!!!! LONG LIVE QUEEN MEMA DENKAZ!!!!!!!

Orcus~

zaaam, u big nub.

although I do prefer this remix ( https://youtu.be/x6lZe-lWwt8 )

this thread better keep gettin updated, from nub to hacking the pentagon with microsoft paint and notepad.

I liked the text congratulations mema

Thanks Orcus!







Thank you !

I liked hahah

Queen Mema !

Thank you friend!

So all the male players of Elysium are simps now?

Nice thread by the way, happy to see some active players on my old home server!